Dear Ms. XXX:
I am sorry that you are a union employee, earning huge benefits, and also that you have to deal with the general public. I am also sorry that you work for an unnamed major employer in the Virgin Islands, who not only gets EDC benefits (meaning, pays no taxes), but is also bankrupt, and running his business with duct tape and band-aids.
My guess is that you are exhausted from saying "NO", since that seems to be your favorite word. And I can guarantee that once I post this, I am so FUCKED.
P.S. Someone called me "chicken shit" and dared me to post this.