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Friday, April 29, 2011


New for 2011 - Waterfront Condominiums For Discrimating Vacationers
Cruz Bay Vacation Rentals
Condo - 14 Bedrooms, 14 Baths, Sleeps 24

• Oceanfront • Private Swimming Pool
• Waterfront • Private Hot Tub
• Near Beach • Panoramic Ocean View

Friday, April 15, 2011

Wednesday, April 6, 2011


There are two damn parking lots at The Marketplace.  Why did you have to park in the driveway at a busy intersection? And what's with the fancy new truck, anyway? "Traffic Accident Investigator?" Well, that will be handy when you cause a traffic accident due to your careless parking.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Personal hygiene begins and ends in your bathroom.

Hey lady! Thanks for knocking my buddy in the head with your daughter's dirty clipped toenail. We don't understand why the ferry is often the place to do pedicures. Blech.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Department of Licensing and Consumer Affairs

So, hooray, or so I thought.  After a long hiatus, we are now able to renew business licenses online. It's the little things that make us happy here. So after entering a user name and password to open an account, this is what I received from them:

Passcode for the Business:

System generated passcode is:

This passcode is only required if you create new profile with
different email address or you want to share it with someone else
to manage your account in DLCA portal with their own profile.