I sincerely hope this expire's soon.

OUCH!

So, if someone spend's, lets say, $2,500, they can save either $500 or $700? And if someone spend's, lets say, $4,100, they can save either $900 or $1,200?

Eeny, meeny, miny, mo;  catch some typos by the toe.

If they holler, let them go.

And this ad really blow's.