Happy New Year! And now this memo, from all 'ah we.

Happy New Year to all of No-See-Um's blog followers. This is Bronc, the dude in charge of this little spot on the internet.  It seems a few of the followers have been commenting on the content and vileness of the posts. Um, hell-fucking-o people;  it is a humor-based blog. Get over yourself. And yes, Funny, I am talking to your ass in particular. This blog belongs to No-See-Um, an eccentric, washed up, island has-been. NSU, as we love to call him, just simply notes items of humor on the island. Most of it stupid mistakes, some of it n-ass-ty pictures of dumb things tourists do, some of it bad spelling or grammar...whatever. All is done in good fun. Don't like it, then don't read it. Why come back and make comments on something you don't like?
Anyway, NSU is going to keep up the camera work and do whatever the fuck he wants. This island is full of douchebaggery on a daily basis. NSU could never post everything that goes on. Things may even get more vile;  who knows, it's tourist season and the hunting is great.
All of us at NSU Blogdom wish you and yours a fun-filled 2011 with lots of funny shit and stupid people. Suck it up!

Wow. Garbage disposal in Tortola. What a mess.

This advertisement does not make me want to stay for a week; it makes me want to visit my eye doctor.

This looks like a good time was had by all.

What the?

Now tourists are parking in the round-about, and this guy looks like he's directing traffic.

It's that most wonderful time of the year.  Not.

Why, thank's very much!

There were two patties before someone ripped this package open to make lunch, but check out the price.

Another boating mishap...

This photo was sent to me last week, with the following comments:  "Tourists, oil pan clean up, rental car, barge, chaos."

Here is the translation:  "Tourists backed their rental vehicle on the barge in Red Hook at an angle, when the crew wasn't paying attention, and ripped the oil pan off the bottom of their car when they hit the corner of the ramp.  Now the crew is paying attention, and it's complete chaos as they try to clean up the oil."

N-ass-ty!

More drama on the high seas.

With all the ferry drama, last week a passenger jumped off the Westin ferry
in Great Cruz Bay with his luggage in hand as it was steaming out of the bay.
He stated he was not ready to leave St. John and a passing USCG small boat
picked him up, and he bit the CG officer in the arm as he was trying to help him aboard.

Whoopsie! Westin's boat stuck on the reef off Moorehead Point.

No problem! I guess a Glock or a semiautomatic would be allowed?

Our new parking lot is very popular!

No! way.

Cruz Bay's new parking lot!

Shut up, already! And stop having all of these expensive parties that we can't afford.

Great street sign placement! It reads "Handsome Haven," for some strange reason.

Telling it like it is.

Only at Starfish Market.

 

Yes, it's true. .99 cent ham for $3.29.

I am seriously baffled by this.

So, let's see. Someone steals a shopping cart and fills it with trash, and abandons it at the dumpster, because why?