Raw sewage flowing into Cruz Bay. And it's not even high season yet. It must smell nice at Uncle Joe's.

See? I am not just picking on women.

N-ass-ty!

This was for sale at the flea market Saturday. It looks like someone died in it.

Basketball court, or science project?

Did the dumpster vomit?

Seriously? This is an emergency exit? To where, the bilge?

If you liked us then you should have put a shirt on it.

So sorry for the blurry picture. I was laughing too hard and trying not to let him see me. Blech!

*Islands', *let's, *islands, *quickly, *friends', *let's, *quickly

 A little US Virgin Island trivia for you... lets see how well you know the history of the island! 

In 1917, the United States purchased the Virgin Islands. Who sold it to them and for how much? No cheating

You guys managed to get that one pretty quick.. there is a tougher one on our other friend page.. lets see if you can get that one as quick. 

Blech!

Oh, lookie, lookie, green pool! No wonder they are drinking.

Hip, hip, hooray! More shit left at the dumpster.

More shit left at the dumpster. Just nasty!

Something screwy is going on here.

OK, so if you can see this picture of the frog that jumped me this evening, TERRIFIC! I don't mean terrific in the sense that I almost had a coronary, but great, because that means I am still alive. But I am getting some weird gobbly-gook when I try to post a photo on my end. So be it.

Moving onward.

Nice monsoon today for all of the holiday people. Boyfriend came over, then I had to move a car, so he gave me a near-death's ride to E&C to pick up my car. One windshield wiper, thankfully, it was on his side, and ridiculous puddles and hysteria on Jacob's Ladder. And then to return home to this thing lunging at my right arm.

Oh, and my phone is down, repair will be here after the New Year, STX Carnival, and Three King's Day.

The Family That Plays Together, Stays Together

Cruz Bay, Saturday, 12/19, 4:15 p.m.

Seven people, in a two door Jeep Wrangler, headed to Woody's:

All tucked in, comfy and warm:

Mom and Dad are so out of the picture now. Seriously, people. Personal hygiene begins, and ends, at home:

Did ya hear what I just said? Stop brushing your hair, you're just going to Woody's: