Go, STX native, Linval Joseph! Although the Daily News posted this picture of you, and it looks like you have only one leg. And yes, I know he's kneeling.

And this otter is aghast at your typo!

Oh, man! My copy machine crapped out, and I still hate this scanner.

But this entry, in today's Daily News, reads:

"The Coki fixes did not include the decapitated public bathrooms."

Although, in all fairness, bathrooms are also called heads, and perhaps someone did decapitate the heads in this bathroom.

Happy 20 year's!

Sorry this is crooked, but I fucking hate this scanner. "Bring this ad you will recieve 20% off your 20%." What does that mean? And once again, I am in apostrophe hell. These apostrophes will be the death of me.

Well, at least Gary used the apostrophe correctly.

Way to go, Daily News!

Claims? Or leagal? The highlight of my day is spending $1.00 to buy The Virgin Islands Daily News. Fun, fun! Or rather, mmm, mmm.

DCLA? DLCA? Yes, I have a "complaint".

Dear Santa,

Greetings. I've been good this year, and I'd like two things for Christmas. First, for it to be over; and next, for the Virgin Islands Daily News, previous winner of a Pulitzer Prize, to hire a proofreader. I would have continued to highlight the other typos in this story, but my pen ran dry. So maybe you could leave a new one in my stocking? I guess that's three things.

Merry Christmas,

No-See-Um

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