Happy father's day, pop.

Dad,

I didn't buy you lots of gift's, but that doesn't mean that I don't love you. I'll leave you with this question, though. Why are people so enamored with flinging apostrophe marks around when they write? I reviewed "The Elements of Style" (thank you, PNC),  and the proper use of apostrophe marks in that book starts with the FIRST SENTENCE ON PAGE ONE.

I've amassed a whole good pile of 's gone wrong, and my goal next week is to torture you all with them.

Not that you read this stupid blog, but I love you dad, and I'll see you soon.